Richard Cerrone ....Still working at Safeway

Profile Updated: January 22, 2015
Spouse/Partner: I wish, chicks hate me!!!
Occupation: Jiffy Lube Oil Technician
Children: Have to have sex first......
Yes! Attending Reunion
School Story:

I have really went downhill since high school. Back then I was the man, everybody respected me, and the hoes followed me everywhere. Now......I stand on the corner holding a Jiffy Lube sign offering $19.99 oil changes.

I have also lived in:


Other countries I've visited:

California, Texas, and Kansas (got catfishes on Facebook by a dude that lived there)

Famous or interesting people I've met:

Lots of adult actors when I attend the porn convention in Vegas every year.


I recently meet a girl online, she seems really cool! Hoping to visit here in Sudan when I get some time away from the studio (recording a hit album now).

Richard's Latest Interactions

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Jan 24, 2015 at 11:57 AM

Posted on: Jan 24, 2015 at 1:10 AM

Hey bro! Been a long time....did you finally come out of the closet? Just wanted to let you know if you ever want to talk just swing by the Safeway at Sabino Canyon and we can chat (my cell phone is out of minutes because hot chick's keep calling me).

Jan 24, 2015 at 1:05 AM

Dude, you still have that awesome lifted blazer? That thing was awesome!

Jan 23, 2015 at 2:48 AM

Posted on: Jan 22, 2015 at 1:59 AM

Remember that time we gave each other a "San Francisco handshake"?? Man.....that was great.